10. Your only tan lines are from your watch.

09. You had a nightmare where you had to give a speech in front of a large audience and imagined the group was wearing clothes.

08. Your dog thinks he's going for a walk when you put you cloths on.

07. You always look people in the eyes - even if they are wearing clothes.

06. You startle pizza delivery people at the door when you are late getting home from work - and still have you clothes on.

05. You buy sun screen buy the case - straight from the factory.

04. You no longer need to take a vitamin D supplement.

03. You know that Godiva is not just the name of chocolates.

02. You go on a 2 week holiday and have only carry on luggage.

01. Your co-workers wonder where you go for your holidays and why you always come back so relaxed.